Calendar Girl

Before I became famous, like all femme fatales, I felt the need to do a little artistic modeling. Like my predecessor and idol, Marilyn Monroe, I posed au naturel for calendars and gift cards. And the poses were so tasteful, who could possibly find fault with this youthful indiscretion? Why, I was even named “Miss February 2006” for the PenPets Calendar.

My mom was so impressed, she even had sketches drawn of Cinders and Cortes. Their poses are not as risqué, but as I told you in my memoir, lying on my back or side with my tummy exposed is my favorite reclining position. Somewhat daring…a bit like Marilyn on deep red velvet…but isn’t imitation the very best form of flattery?

Would you like your pet’s face immortalized too? If so, please take the time to peruse my friend, Leslie Moore’s website PenPets.com and find out how.